Dear Daddy,

I am much happier today than yesterday. I kept trying to explain to Mommy what my problem was, but she seriously does not get me sometimes!  I just need a big poo to start my day off right. We’ve been doing laundry. I’m helping of course. I even went down to the basement for the first time. I think Winnie was pretty jealous.

I do have one small problem. Jack mentioned that the bouncy seat is his. I was under the impression it was mine. As you can see, we both only barely fit and frankly, Jack is a bit on the hefty side. Who’s right? I look forward to vindication upon your arrival home.

I can’t wait to see you when you get home!

Love, Eve