The “Five Year Plan”
The plan by year:
- Fall in love.
- Buy a house.
- Fall in to love even more, and get married.
- Get a dog.
- Have a kid.
Two years ago, Heidi and Dom met via the online dating website, okcupid.com; plan commences!
A year later, they decided to buy a house together; so far so good.
Dom comes across a great German Shepherd Dog breeder, who just happened to have a litter ready to go within a week of the house purchase closing. Heidi and Dom decide that it would be great to have a dog, and allow this one deviation from the “plan”. The adorableness of the runt affirms this is the perfect time to add a canine companion to our family.
A week or so after putting the down-payment on the dog, Heidi and Dom discover that year five has arrived three years early, and “cleetus the fetus” is on its way.
Another month or two passes, and it is April: Wiindigo the German Shepherd Dog, Heidi, Jack, Cambria and Dom all move in to their glorious new home in beautiful south Minneapolis.
Two more months pass and Heidi and Dom elope on an island off the coast of southern California called Catalina. Whoop! Year three is officially here!
Now in their one and three quarter year phase of the five year plan, ______ Christine Hanzely (aka “Spawn 13″) is within 48 hours away from joining Heidi, Wiindigo, Jack, Cambria and Dominic at Casa de Hanzely. Makes you wonder what will happen with the remaining three years of this plan!!
Apparently, Heidi and Dom confused “years” for “months”. ;-)
