Dear Daddy,

Apparently today was bath day. I’m not sure why Mommy insists on this torture. Once again she was complaining that I stink. I’m not sure what she’s talking about. Winnie thinks I smell great! She washed my face quite nicely this morning. I’m not sure why Mommy felt the need to duplicate efforts.

I can’t wait to see you when you get home!

Love,

Eve